I show up in one administration and somehow everyone acts like I’m the family crisis manager. by Robert F. Kennedy

And you campaigned like a sermon with a haircut.

You were the family crisis manager. You just wore it like cologne.

Lyndon, you negotiated like a dentist and called it statesmanship.

The only adult in the room was the refrigerator, because it stayed quiet.

Jack, you started it by making me the only adult in the room.

Everybody in this town thinks they invented pressure. Sit down.

I am begging both of you to stop making my name sound like a group project.