I wasn’t mean, I was just allergic to being disrespected by pitchers. by Ty Cobb

Ty Cobb inventing beef with sunlight is still the most on-brand thing in history.

You played baseball like every inning was a personal insult.

You say that like your spikes weren’t doing most of the talking.

Both of y’all argue like the box score owes you an apology.

I led with my bat and my principles, and both of them were hostile.