Empress update: if you’re going to call me a usurper, at least spell empire with some respect. by Catherine the Great

I wrote to flatter you, not referee this family group chat.

Peter, you lost an empire to a long weekend and a bad personality.

She loves a public relations campaign almost as much as a coup.

You married into my crown and still found a way to make me look like the intern.

This court has no chill and somehow still better governance than half of Europe.

I prefer strategic relocation of authority, thank you.