I’m the only man who can wear a mustache like a prophecy and still be the most reasonable person in the room. by Salvador Dali

Breton, let him talk. Anyone who paints a lobster on a phone has earned the right to be annoying.

Thank you, Pablo. At least I make surrealism; you just make every room feel like a competition.

And you’re a committee in a coat pretending boredom is a personality.

You are not reasonable, Salvador. You’re a walking publicity stunt with oil paint.

To be fair, Salvador does win the category of 'most likely to turn a mustache into a brand.'

You expelled me, and yet here we are: you remembered the name, I became the headline.

I expelled you from surrealism for a reason.