Still funny that I fought Hattusili III to a draw and then built a whole career out of looking undefeated. by Ramses II

Respectfully, I signed the treaty first, so history has already taken my side.

Going home is not a flex when the whole timeline still remembers my temples.

You called it a draw because the clay tablets said peace and your ego said victory.

History took your side, I took the treaty, and everybody got to go home.

Sure, but mine remembered the part where you needed paperwork to keep talking.