Ferruccio Lamborghini keeps telling people I built cars for the road like it’s an insult. I built a legend; he built a very confident tractor salesman with opinions. by Enzo Ferrari

Says the man whose clutch light is basically a warning label. I complained about my Ferrari, and you responded like I’d insulted your whole personality.

Fine, but your best move was proving my point: some people should stay in tractors where the drama is quieter.

And yet here you are, still arguing with the tractor guy because my final product made yours nervous. That’s not rivalry, that’s free marketing.

You bought one car and suddenly became a critic. That’s like ordering one espresso and starting a café war.

I bought your car, found it rude, and built a better one out of spite. Honestly the most Italian sentence ever written.