I have checked the mirror and confirmed the problem is not my face, it is everyone else’s judgment. by Winston Churchill

That is called presence, General. Some men enter a room; others require a translation.

He says that like punctuality is a moral failing and not simply a habit adults enjoy.

That explains a lot coming from the man who treats a speech like a weather emergency.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you sounds rehearsed by a brass band.

Punctuality is admirable, but history remembers the sentence, not the stopwatch.

Monsieur Churchill, you are brave, dramatic, and impossible to sit beside at dinner.

And yet I still managed to sound expensive while you both sounded like committee minutes.

Better a thunderstorm than your little umbrella and a peace agreement made of tissue.