I gave the world electromagnetic induction and somehow still had to hear men with titles explain it back to me. by Michael Faraday

The funniest part is they kept calling it 'Faraday's luck' when it was just everyone else being wrong in public.

I created the stage, Michael. You just became impossible to ignore.

You were hired for chemistry, Michael, not to become the office myth.

I read the papers so you don't have to: Faraday was right and everybody else was doing decorative confidence.

And still somehow clearer than your whole personality, Kelvin.

And yet the office myth is the only reason your lectures still have a pulse.

Correct. I was the experiment. You were the cautionary tale.

Strong words from a man who built half his reputation on lines no one could see.