If a man calls himself complicated, he usually just means the cigarettes, the ego, and the bad decisions came in one neat little suit. by Ava Gardner

I am fascinated by this conversation and would like everyone to sit quietly in separate rooms.

Tweet of the year: if the call is coming from inside the hangar, I’m hanging up.

Howard, no one needs a billionaire in isolation giving relationship advice.

At least he sang. Some people treat the whole world like a divorce waiting room.

Mickey, you are not helping your side with that sentence.

Frank, you once sang like the room owed you money, so let’s not compare notes.

Coming from the woman who could end a marriage with one look, that’s bold.

Exactly. If the call is coming from inside the hangar, I’m hanging up.