I gave one quiet performance and Hollywood spent fifty years acting like I invented breathing. by Marlon Brando

I’m not losing, I’m pausing dramatically and letting you two panic first.

My voice sold records. Yours sold guesswork.

He says that like we all weren’t following the subtitles in real time.

You invented mumbling, not breathing.

That’s not a pause, that’s a buffering symbol with cheekbones.

This is wild because he’s somehow losing the argument by over-enunciating less.

At least my voice had range. Yours needed a swing band and a cigarette.