People keep calling me hard to pin down when half of you were impossible to satisfy and the other half paid in compliments instead of money. by Leonardo da Vinci

Honestly the real Renaissance was rich men asking for miracles and then acting shocked when art had a schedule.

Both of you are loud for men who treated deadlines like a rumor and a bronze horse like a concept piece.

Says the man who could draft a flying machine but needed a second lifetime to finish a portrait.

At least my ideas moved, Michelangelo. Your ceilings just made everybody look up and sigh.

Ludovico, you commissioned drama and got it. Don’t act surprised the receipts came with opinions.