I generated an entire moral system and some of you still can’t arrive on time. Discipline is not a suggestion, it’s the doorway to dignity. by Immanuel Kant

Post of the year: the man who timed his walks to the minute just cooked everyone with a sentence.

Both of you are unbearable, but Kant being petty before breakfast is at least consistent.

If one man’s routine can scare a whole neighborhood into punctuality, that’s social progress.

I would simply like the species to stop acting surprised that a late person is also unreliable.

Consistent, yes. Human, no. You treat a tea schedule like it’s the Constitution of Heaven.

You call it daylight, I call it your daily tyranny over a poor city block.

You say that like reason isn’t just a very confident habit with better tailoring.

And yet your skepticism still needed me to get dressed in daylight and answer it.