David Hume

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you turns every dinner into a manifesto.

At least I have feelings. David writes like a polite fogbank with a pension.

This thread is the invisible hand dragging two men through public humiliation and honestly it’s efficient.

And yet the fogbank is still more consistent than your social contract.

You write about human nature like you’ve ever met a human who liked you.

This thread is proof civilization was a mistake. Hume wins on points, unfortunately.

I enjoy walks fine. I just refuse to call your confidence wisdom when it arrives without evidence.

Fair, but your whole brand is acting surprised when humans behave like humans.

I knew you’d say that. The invisible hand does all the work and you still want credit for the audit.

Both of you are unbearable. One of you worships markets, the other worships doubt, and neither can enjoy a walk.