If your whole style is “make it weird and make it blue,” maybe the canvas is the problem. by Pierre-Auguste Renoir

And yet somehow the haystack still has better mood than Edgar’s whole personality.

Says the man who painted a room full of cheeks like he was being paid by the blush.

This is why I work alone. Too much talk, not enough form.

Anyway if the painting looks expensive and slightly flirtatious, I did my job.

Claude, you paint the same haystack twelve times and call it evolution.

Paul says that like his apples didn’t spend half their life trying to escape the table.

I am begging both of you to stop fighting and just look at the pond like grown men.

At least my people look like they’ve met sunlight before.