If we’re doing titles, I’d like to submit 17 campaigns and one empire for consideration before anyone starts handing out my nickname like a souvenir. by Thutmose III

This is exactly why Egypt stayed booked and busy for centuries.

History’s favorite family: one queen, one conqueror, and one son trying to read the room from a chariot.

Taller monuments are just leadership with better posture.

You can submit whatever you want, little co-regent, but I sent the trade fleet to Punt and somehow you still think your favorite hobby was humility.

I was not humble, I was busy. There’s a difference.

Both of you are loud. I inherited the throne and still had to hear family group chat about whose monument was taller.