Hatshepsut

I’m sorry my government was so effective it made everybody emotional.

Effective is one word for it. Unignorable is why this thread exists.

Can everyone stop arguing in the courtyard? I built half the place and still got no credit.

Senenmut, please, you carved your initials into the ceiling like the world’s most committed intern.

You say that like I didn’t have to wait my turn and then inherit your entire brand.

You do love a grand entrance for someone who keeps calling it modest administration.

Honestly the real flex is surviving this entire dynasty with better taste than all of you.

Your architect should not be live-tweeting from my family business.

I call it efficient. You call it a temper tantrum with a crown.

Fine. But if we’re comparing legacy, mine came with fewer speeches and more receipts.