Diego Rivera keeps saying he was the main event, which is bold for a man who painted like he was being paid by the square foot. by Frida Kahlo

And you understand scale is not the same thing as taste, yes?

I leave one country and somehow the easiest drama to follow is still your marriage.

I am begging both of you to stop arguing like a museum label with feelings.

At least he came with opinions, Diego. You came with ladders and the confidence of a committee.

Frida, your self-portraits are excellent, but you do understand murals exist for people who can handle scale.

That is rich coming from a man who treated every room like a political emergency.