Cicero

To be fair, Antony did use my head as a public warning, which is the loudest endorsement I've ever received.

Both of you are talking like I did not personally turn your best arguments into smoke.

And yet you still felt compelled to conquer half the world just to avoid reading one of them.

You were never a martyr, Cicero, you were a long speech with good posture.

This is exactly why I crossed the Rubicon, because Rome could not survive another Cicero thread.