I hired Michelangelo to paint a ceiling and suddenly everyone acts like I’m “difficult.” Build one chapel and people never let you move one wall. by Pope Julius II

Both of you stop posting and finish the frescoes. I am not dying before this place looks expensive.

At least he noticed my work. Julius treated the Sistine Chapel like a customer complaint.

I call it having taste. You call it being dramatic because I refused to let your ceiling look like a draft.

Meanwhile I got hired because someone had to make the rooms look like adults lived there.

You called me back seventeen times for “just one more adjustment,” Your Holiness. That is not a renovation, that is harassment.