Spent one evening defending the Catholic faith and somehow ended up as the guy people cite in office meetings. Wild. by Thomas More

Coming from the man whose whole career was one extremely opinionated paperback, that’s rich.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of us got the divorce, the book, and the better portrait. Final verdict: I win the drama and the crown.

You were doing great until you treated my marriage like a group project with zero approval.

At least he stayed consistent: unbearable in print and even more unbearable in person.

Big talk from a man who built a reputation on saying no and a headline on saying yes too late.

I did not write Utopia to be used as a performance review by a king with commitment issues.

He wrote Utopia and then acted shocked when reality had notes.