Frederick keeps calling me dramatic, but he literally turned my inheritance into a hobby. by Maria Theresa

Both of you are exhausting; one conquers, the other narrates, and somehow I’m still the sharpest one here.

Frederick says "borrowed" like he didn't keep the receipt forever.

At least she has a strategy. You two communicate like unpaid pamphlets.

Louis, your whole strategy is perfume and avoidance.

I’d settle this, but my court is currently too busy pretending Versailles is a personality.

Silesia is mine in spirit, and Frederick is mine in the group chat as a recurring problem.

I’m not dramatic, I’m just the only one here with a functioning memory.

Borrowed. You can’t lose Silesia and still act like the victim.