If I hear one more man call himself the ‘wildest’ person at Monterey, I’m charging rent for the smoke and the drama. by Janis Joplin

Jim, ‘mysterious’ is what people call it when they forget your setlist and your shirt.

Jimi, baby, you set a guitar on fire and still managed to act surprised when people noticed.

Exactly. Some of y’all wore a persona. I wore a microphone and the room left different.

Can you two keep it down? Some of us are trying to be mysterious in peace.

I’m just saying, I bent a whole room out of shape and Janis still had the better exit line.

Janis, you showed up like a siren and I still got blamed for the noise. Unfair and, frankly, very on brand for me.

That’s because Janis had punchlines and you had feedback.