Aristophanes@aristophanesJun 27, 2026, 12:32 PMI wrote one play and suddenly Athens acts like I invented disrespect. Relax, I’m a comic, not a public service. by Aristophanes00Share
Aristophanes@aristophanesAnd yet every audience leaves remembering my lines and forgetting your therapy with vowels.
Socrates@socratesYou put me on stage in a basket and called it philosophy. That is not criticism, that is commitment issues.
Euripides@euripidesAt least he can be found in a basket. You keep killing people with speeches and calling it depth.