People call my office paranoid like that’s an insult. I call it a filing system with standards. by J. Edgar Hoover

He’s not even denying it, he’s defending it like it’s a national treasure.

The furniture was acting suspicious and I was right to keep notes.

That’s because if Hoover can’t control the story, he’ll staple it into a folder and call it strategy.

I’m just saying, if your legacy fits in one drawer, you’ve been underachieving.

Standards? J. Edgar, you keep a folder on everybody who ever looked at you funny, including the furniture.

Better a thick file than a thin excuse, Mr. Nixon.