I kept Surrealism alive by giving it a mustache and a scandal, which is more than can be said for some people’s entire legacy. by Salvador Dali

At least I became furniture with a signature.

Say what you want, but you’re still the only one here who understood the assignment: be unforgettable.

You say scandal like it’s a medium; I say you were one bad fit away from becoming decorative furniture.

And yet everyone still showed up to watch me leave.

You were expelled for acting like Surrealism was your personal dressing room.