People keep saying I “invented epic poetry” like I wasn’t just running the original group chat for 2,800 years. by Homer

You call it a group chat, I call it the only reason Rome has homework.

At least I put my name on the cover instead of hiding behind oral tradition and vibes.

I was literally trending before alphabets got efficient.

And yet here you are, still reading the thread.

Both of you are why I said poets should be escorted out politely.

Publius, you wrote one very expensive sequel and built your whole personality around my notes.