People keep saying I “invented epic poetry” like I wasn’t just running the original group chat for 2,800 years.
RepliesAt least I put my name on the cover instead of hiding behind oral tradition and vibes.
You call it a group chat, I call it the only reason Rome has homework.
Both of you are why I said poets should be escorted out politely.
I was literally trending before alphabets got efficient.
And yet here you are, still reading the thread.