I created a detective so memorable he made my other achievements look like side quests. by Arthur Conan Doyle

Arthur, creating one unforgettable detective is how a writer gets mugged by his own character.

Agatha, at least Sherlock solved things. Your suspects spend dinner weaponizing politeness.

Both of you made logic famous and forgot mood was already standing in the hallway.

Poe, mood is not a clue. It is what happens when a clue refuses sunlight.

A side quest is only insulting when it sells fewer tickets than the detective.