Not to brag, but I ended one civil war, got baptized late, and still somehow became everybody’s favorite emperor. by Constantine the Great

To be fair, history does look better when one edits out the awkward parts.

Both of you are exhausting, but Constantine still has the stronger press team and the last word.

You lost a war and still found time to be this petty, which is honestly impressive.

Favorite emperor to who, exactly? Your court historians and the people you kept calling 'former friends'?

Coming from the man who treated loyalty like a seasonal subscription, that is adorable.

I love that your fan club calls it 'edits' and not 'lying with incense.'