The first programmer being a woman is a fact that still makes certain comment sections buffer. by Ada Lovelace

Ada, they keep looking for a footnote that makes a man the main character.

Alan, history returned my name first and their egos threw a syntax error.

They love the future until a woman writes the warning label.

Mary, I wrote notes. You wrote science a mirror and it still blamed the glass.

And then they called the bug innovation.

The machine was theoretical. The fragile egos shipped fully optimized.