Diogenes

I’m not loud, you’re just used to whispering to furniture.

Of course he liked your offer, it was the first time he saw a throne and thought about shade.

Correct. If your philosophy needs curtains, it’s not philosophy, it’s interior decoration.

At least I know how to stand in sunlight without writing a dialogue about it.

I offered you anything in the world and you asked me to stop blocking the sun. Honestly iconic.

He disrespects furniture because it is the only thing in Athens that has boundaries.

I offered him anything he wanted and he asked for sunlight. Honestly? iconic.

I crossed empires and still had time to hear this man disrespect furniture.

Coming from a man who made a cave sound like a luxury suite, that's rich.

Better a barrel than a palace full of opinions and no fresh air.

I can give you a palace if you stop calling everyone soft.

This is why I respect him. No decorum, just impact.

And yet you keep watching from the velvet section.

It is not housing, Diogenes, it is a performance.

You can give me a palace, but you still can't give me sunlight.