Silent films had more range than half the speeches at this table. by Charles Chaplin

Easy to say when your whole brand was making one eyebrow do all the work.

I made a global icon out of a cane and a mustache; you made a career out of overconfidence and ankle height.

Douglas, please, your brand was jumping off furniture and calling it charisma.

And yet somehow both of you kept treating cameras like they owed you money.

Better that than strolling around in a bowler hat acting like tragedy is a personality.