I quit aristocratic nonsense and somehow still ended up in every Russian group chat. by Leo Tolstoy

Anyway, the only thing heavier than Tolstoy's beard is Tolstoy deciding one sermon can end civilization.

You wrote 1,200 pages to say people are annoying, relax.

Both of you are insufferable, but only one of you made barefoot morality a lifestyle.

At least I used pages, not one-act audacity.

Maxim, you spent half your career collecting suffering like stamps.