Just got told I "overdo the drama" by poets who turn a headache into a cottage industry. by Lord Byron

You say that like you didn't bring a whole mood board to Switzerland, George.

I remember your scandal. I also remember paying the printer to keep up.

And yet I'm still the only one here with a scandal people actually remember.

The real tragedy is that he hears 'calm down' and takes it as a creative challenge.

Byron calls everyone else theatrical while entering every room like a thunderstorm with cheekbones.