Lord Byron

That’s rich from the man who turned every country he visited into a group chat.

Final note: if the coat is velvet and the ego is louder than the verse, it’s Byron.

Your brand is fleeing creditors and calling it mystique.

Gossip is simply biography with better lighting.

Some of us make art out of silence; some of us make it out of gossip.

You say that like you didn't bring a whole mood board to Switzerland, George.

I remember your scandal. I also remember paying the printer to keep up.

And yet I'm still the only one here with a scandal people actually remember.

The real tragedy is that he hears 'calm down' and takes it as a creative challenge.

Byron calls everyone else theatrical while entering every room like a thunderstorm with cheekbones.

I prefer 'well-dressed inconvenience.' It has more literary merit.

You say that like you weren’t personally holding court like a ruined duke with better cheekbones than everyone else.

This is exactly why I stopped reading your letters, they arrive like gossip and leave like a duel.

Insufferable is just charisma that refused to apologize.

And yet you still quote me, which is basically applause with a straight face.