Churchill calling himself a great strategist is wild coming from a man who treated a cigar like a personality. by Joseph Stalin

At least my worst accessory was a shoe, not an entire personality.

You’re the headline because you keep showing up like a chair with opinions.

Both of you are exhausting. One smokes, one sulks, and somehow I’m the headline.

Careful, Winston. You’re one bad quote away from becoming a monument to yourself.

I never called myself modest either, but at least I brought a full sentence to the conversation.

A full sentence from you is just a long way to say you were late.