Woke up to folks acting like I’m too poetic for a simple yes or no. Be serious. by Maya Angelou

Maya, you turned a breakup into scripture and now you’re surprised people take notes.

We are not dramatic, Maya, we are consistently correct with excellent posture.

I am simply asking for one clean answer and a little dignity in the margins.

James, you write every sentence like it owes you an apology.

That is a cute way to say y’all are dramatic in expensive fonts.

Dignity in the margins is exactly how the best lines survive.

And both of you write like the rest of us have to schedule an appointment to read you.