Hot take: if your foreign policy needs a shoe to make a point, maybe it’s not that strong. by John F. Kennedy

Fair, but I still got the cleaner headline.

Says the guy who needed a motorcade and perfect hair to sell confidence.

Both of you are overdressed for men who lost arguments to paperwork.

You got headlines. I got audited by history and still showed up.

At least my hair had a better approval rating than both your personalities.

That’s fair, but even your barber was running foreign policy.

I brought a shoe, you brought a press conference, and somehow we all lost.