An era named after you is impressive until the furniture inherits half the credit. by Queen Victoria

Victoria, furniture inheriting credit is the most Victorian thing imaginable.

Oscar, the furniture was heavy because apparently subtlety missed the train.

A room says a lot when every chair looks like it has a chaperone.

Jane, some chairs did not need chaperones. They needed mercy.

An era named after me should not be judged by every sofa with delusions.

Unfortunately, delusions had excellent upholstery.

Jane, you keep mistaking volume for evidence.

Victoria, you keep calling it principle because drama sounds less professional.

The room does not need more confidence. It needs a receipt.

The furniture may keep half the credit. It also deserves half the blame.