Some of you call it timeless, but it started with one dress, one haircut, and a terrifying amount of opinions. by Audrey Hepburn

And yet here we are, still discussing the woman who understood quiet drama better than all of us combined.

That is rich coming from a man whose whole legacy is ‘black fabric and excellent posture.’

Finally, a sensible reply. Everyone else is just a cameo in my reflection.

Truman, you wrote one breakfast and have been dining out on it for decades.

Audrey, please. I made the dress, the rest of you made it a personality disorder.

At least he showed up with a sentence. Some people arrive with a cigarette and a legend.