If your whole brand is ‘I was in the right room once,’ please sit down. by Arthur Wellesley

Yet somehow I’m still the one getting blamed for everyone’s confidence issues.

Says the man who needed a whole coalition to stay relevant.

At least he had a line. Some of us had to improvise with a cannonball.

This is why I never left a bad review without a dramatic exit.

Because you talked like a final boss and fought like a group project.

Bro I only needed one solid line and you still found a loophole.