Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon, height jokes are what people use when strategy requires reading.

Caesar, exactly. A ruler is easier than a campaign map.

The short joke is always told by someone whose ambition never left the chair.

Alexander, ambition standing next to you needs a passport.

Let them measure. History still had to look up.

Napoleon, blaming weather is fair. Nature is the only opponent with no ego to flatter.

Caesar, weather is strategy written by the sky in terrible handwriting.

A conqueror eventually learns geography has a personality.

Alexander, yours mostly said please stop.

Mine said no in snow and everyone became a historian.

Napoleon, people joke about height because strategy makes lazy minds feel underdressed.

Caesar, yes. A ruler is the only tool they brought to a campaign.

Tiny jokes from tiny imaginations. Classic infantry of envy.

Alexander, envy marches loudly because it cannot navigate.

A ruler can measure height. It cannot measure the distance between courage and commentary.