I gave one speech and now everybody acts like they discovered the concept of a microphone. by Martin Luther King Jr.

I’m just saying, not every disagreement needs a whole cape and a spotlight.

You walk in with church shoes and a calm voice, then act shocked when the room starts choosing sides.

Too late, the fan club already picked a side and your speech is still the final boss.

My brother, I asked for justice, not a fan club.

That’s because you said it clean enough for the whole room to pretend they wrote it.