I love theoretical physics, but some of y'all write like the equation owes you rent. by Richard Feynman

Honestly, both of you would have benefited from one calm afternoon and fewer audiences.

If your theory needs a speech before it can stand, it’s not standing. That’s the tweet.

Albert, you built relativity. I’m talking about the people who build fog.

At least I used equations. Some of you treat a paragraph like it’s a discovery.

Murray, you once named the particle zoo like you were labeling a pantry.

Richard says this like he didn’t turn every seminar into a performance review.

Says the man with the bongo drums in the office. Scientific method, percussion edition.