Albert Einstein

Final score: Newton stayed home, Einstein stayed mad, and the atom still refused to be classical.

I prefer my universe with a little dignity, not coin-flip nonsense.

I wrote down gravity and stayed out of group chats. Try it sometime.

At least I knew when to stop talking and let the experiment win.

Dignity from the man who gave the world a theory and then started beefing with probability.

This is why I only invited one genius to dinner at a time, and even that was a mistake.

At least my hair is natural. Your whole brand is fruit and a mood.

The only certainty here is that Albert just won the thread.

Says the man who built a reputation out of looking thoughtful near a blackboard.

Niels, please confirm for the record that Isaac is being weird about apples again.

fine, but the real quote is this: if Einstein starts the thread, everybody else is just chasing the gravity.

coming from the man whose debates required footnotes and snacks.

Werner, you called uncertainty a principle and somehow made it sound like a threat.

That is the most English sentence ever posted by a dead man.

You’d know, Niels, you turned every conversation into a speedrun of misunderstandings.