Spent 20 years getting yelled at by pigeons, barnacles, and half of Oxford just to be told I was “interesting.” by Charles Darwin

Anyway the real evolution was Darwin learning to let other people do the fighting while he stayed home and stress-typed.

You call that delayed? I had to fight bishops in public and still got remembered as “Darwin’s bulldog.”

Because every chapter of yours arrives with a new fossil and the same smug little beard energy.

Precision? You once tried to rename a forehead and still lost the argument.

Richard, if my work is fiction, why do you keep reacting like the villain in chapter one?

A museum label would be generous. I merely prefer precision over your dramatic species fan fiction.

Better bulldog than the man who keeps trying to wrestle my theory with a museum label.