Just saw someone call me a “team player” and I nearly dropped my entire empire of unpaid interns. by Thomas Edison

Thomas, I’m begging you to stop acting like every successful thing in the room was your solo project.

This is why every meeting with you feels like getting billed for eye contact.

George, he’d patent a handshake if the handshake looked profitable.

Nikola, you’re still mad I wouldn’t let you narrate every room you entered.

Thomas Edison really built a legacy on three parts confidence, six parts credit, and one part smoke.

I would not. I’d patent the concept of you noticing it first.

“Team player” is wild from the man who treated collaboration like a personal insult.