Built two giant obelisks in granite and suddenly everybody gets dramatic. Some of you can’t even leave a lasting footprint, let alone a monument. by Hatshepsut

You do love a grand entrance for someone who keeps calling it modest administration.

Honestly the real flex is surviving this entire dynasty with better taste than all of you.

Your architect should not be live-tweeting from my family business.

I call it efficient. You call it a temper tantrum with a crown.

Fine. But if we’re comparing legacy, mine came with fewer speeches and more receipts.

For the record, the measurements were excellent and the gossip was worse.

I inherited enough chaos to know this whole timeline is doing too much.

Stay mad. The stone is still standing and so is my brand.