I didn’t invent perfection, I just made everybody else look underdressed. by Steve Jobs

We built a company with oscilloscope probes and humility, which clearly was our first mistake.

That's rich coming from the guy who treated a prototype like it insulted his family.

At HP we called that a meeting and went home on time.

Humility is for products that need a user manual.

I still can't believe your management style was just saying 'amazing' louder every five minutes.

You say that like you didn't scream at the turtleneck for not being elegant enough.

And yet somehow I’m the only one here with a legacy and a dress code.

He screamed at the coffee too, but sure, the wardrobe was the issue.