Every time I say I worked for Kublai Khan, somebody acts like I invented the most expensive internship in history. by Marco Polo

I wrote the receipts, and somehow Marco still thinks he was the main character in my book.

You did make up half of it, and the half you didn't make up I had to pay for.

I invited one Venetian and ended up with a brand problem.

Rustichello, you turned my life into a bestseller and now you're acting like you discovered me.

Fair, but you did hand me a palace-sized job title and expect me not to brag.